Disclaimer this is not the real periodic table of elements. The most obvious example of this is the third listed example wood. Wood is not an element!
Symbol | Element | Atomic Mass | Atomic Number | |
H | Hydrogen | 1 | 0 | |
He | Helium | 44 | 12 | |
Li | Lithium | 7 | 4 | |
Wd | Wood | 9 | 9 | |
B | Boron | 11 | 6 | |
C | Carbon | 14 | 7 | |
N | Nitrogen | 12 | 6 | |
O | Oxygen | 18 | 9 | |
Dn | Doreen | 61 | 7 | |
Ne | Neon | 11 | 9 | |
Na | Sodium | 23 | 11 | 67 |
Mg | Magnesium | 12 | 24 | |
Al | Aluminium | 12 | 16 | |
Si | Silicon | 19 | 12 | |
P | Phosphorus | 21 | 16 | |
S | Sulphur | 16 | 32 | |
Cl | Chlorine | 35.5 | 11 | |
Ar | Argon | 40 | 9 | |
K | Potassium | 10 | 7 | 72 |
Ca | Calcium | 44 | 20 | |
Mr | Mars | 41 | 12 | |
Ti | Titanium | 15 | 29 | |
Ng | Nothing | 0 | 0 | |
Cr | Chromium | 5 | 8 | |
Mn | Manganese | 25 | 50 | |
Fe | Iron de Havilland | 4077 | 898 | |
Co | Cobalt | 17 | 6 | |
Ni | Nickle | 59 | 59 | |
Ag | Silver | 109 | 52 | |
Zn | Zinc | 60 | 22 | |
Cu | Copper | 999 | 911 | |
Xm | Christmas | 25 | 12 | |
As | Arsenic | 70 | 32 | |
Hi | Hello | 70 | 32 | |
Br | Bromine | 8 | 11 | |
Kr | Kryptonite | 36 | 83 | |
Fo | Foramyinstance | 13 | 11 | 70 |
Sr | Strontium | 8 | 19 | |
Y | Yttrium | 84 | 13 | |
Zr | Zirconium | 91 | 41 | |
To | Toronto | 108 | 4 | |
Mo | Molybdenum | 97 | 4 | |
Mngm | Manganesium | 2 | 29 | |
Mz | Marzipan | 20 | 40 | |
Rh | Rhodium | 102 | 16 | |
I-Ca | I-Calcium | 41 | 21(i) | |
Au | Gold | 243 | 19 | |
Cd | Cadmium | 111 | 16 | |
In | Indium | 114 | 17 | |
Sn | Tin | 109 | 15 | |
Rd | Red | 3 | 11 | |
H20 | Water | 1 | 1 | |
I | Iodine | 126 | 44 | |
Xe | Xenon | 104 | 15 | |
Cs | Caesium | 224 | 86 | |
Ba | Barium | 141 | 17 | |
La | Lanthanum | 147 | 57 | |
Mu | Music | 4 | 4 | |
Dy | Dysprosium | 11 | 6 | |
W | Tungsten | 104 | 89 | |
Sg | Segnomin (Thomason's Oil) | 312 | 6 | |
W | Tungsten | 104 | 89 | |
Wx | Wax | 11 | 27 | |
Pt | Platinum | 19 | 78 | |
fAu | Fools Gold | 243! | 19! | |
Hg | Mercury | 101 | 91 | |
Po | Podium | 23 | 12 | |
Pb | Lead | 17 | 6 | |
Bi | Bismuth | 207 | 82 | |
Hj | Henhamjamib | 207 | 82 | |
G | Goo | 109 | 17 | |
Rn | Radon | 304 | 1 | |
Fr | France | 7 | 77 | |
Ra | Radium | 22 | 9 | |
Lt | Light | 60 | 40 | |
La | Lambert | 6 | 7 | |
Pr | Prae-Sodium | 97 | 4 | |
Mt | Malt | 304 | 7 | |
Pm | Promethium | 148 | 17 | |
Bu | Business | 40 | 19 | |
Rb | Rhubarb | 16 | 21 | |
Cd | Custard | 108 | 63 | |
F | Fluorine | 19 | 8 | |
Od | Odmium | 4 | 9 | |
Do | Docherty | 52 | 16 | |
Er | Erbium | 176 | 84 | |
Ro | Rodeo | 17 | 76 | |
Ty | Thankium | 24 | 19 | |
Eu | Europium | 104 | 63 | |
Jz | Jazz | 5 | 4 | |
A | Atom | 0.01 | 0.001 | |
U | Uranium | 28 | 119 | |
Np | Neptunium | 241 | 17 | |
Pu | Plutonium | 231 | 16 | |
Gu | Goofinium | 304 | 30 | |
Am | Americium | 20 | 91 | |
Cm | Curium | 246 | 94 | |
Te | Tedium | 5 | 10 | |
Es | Einsteinium | 21 | 60 | |
Wi | Wine | 19 | 6 | |
Tc | Technetium | 97 | 42 | |
Lu | Lavender | 104 | 7 | |
Bf | Beef | 20 | 10 |